Friday, December 22, 2006

The Difference in Love, Lust and Marriage !

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room

LOVE - When in- course is called "making love".
LUST - When in- course is called "scre_ing."
MARRIAGE - When in- course is a town in Pennsylvania

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't cli-max.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't cli-max.
MARRIAGE - When...uh...what's a cli-max?

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things WITH your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

LOVE: When you take a bubble bath together
LUST: When you take a bath in Jell-O together
MARRIAGE: When you give the kids a bath

LOVE: Giving your love some candy
LUST: Thinking you are the candy
MARRIAGE: Scraping candy off of the carpet

Now tell me what’s 'Love Marriage’?

3 comments:

Manish said...

Ha ha ha - looks like a terrefic begining, Gaurav. I have commented on all your previous posts!

peggy said...

Funny......but true

Praney said...

yeah peggy, only a few truths are funny.


Ty Manish.